me: whats your opinion on tampons
little brother: they're little fuzzy sticks on strings
me: then you are ultimately more mature than most boys
little brother: why
me: for some reason tampons are gross and taboo just cuz they go in a vagina
little brother: well so does a penis and boys never stop talking about those
me: that is a fantastic point
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Anonymous:Okay so my friend is still arguing that star wars is better and I told him to drop it and he's being a total dick about it like seriously its my opinion that harry potter is better I really don't know what to do...
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